Zaco the Duck

Reared on the wisdom of our fairy tales, we're accustomed to feeling pity for the man who's transformed into a frog or finch, but seldom is it that we spare a thought for the artless beast who's transformed into a man and upon whom fate has surely played a much crueler trick.

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Subjective he
Objective him
Possessive Adjective his
Substantive Possessive his
Reflexive himself
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God, I Hate Shakesprig!

(Gasp!)

That's right, I said it!

(No!)

I do, I hate Shakesprig!

(Why?)

I just don't get it—how a mediocre actor from a measly little town is suddenly the brightest mask in Gjaus's hallowed grounds.