You, but mechanical/Conversations

Start

[ You, but mechanical ]

Live and drink.

1) I am =name=. Who are you?
2) Can I get my opinion on something?
3) Live and drink.	[End]

Intro

[ You, but mechanical ]

I am =name=.

1) No, I am =name=. Who are you really?
2) Live and drink, =name=.	[End]

NotMe

[ You, but mechanical ]

I am =name=.

I see no evidence that I am not =name=.

1) I don't need evidence. I am =name=.
2) You're whirring like a robot!
3) Fair enough. Live and drink.	[End]

Whirring

[ You, but mechanical ]

I don't hear whirring. But I think the whirring is coming from you, if there is any.

Besides, if I were a robot, would that preclude me from being =name=? Is being organic an endemic trait to the name "=name="? If pricked, must =name= bleed?

1) Yes! I'm not some hyper-logical automaton.
2) I don't need evidence. I am =name=.
3) I've had enough of this. Live and drink.	[End]

NotYou

[ You, but mechanical ]

Listen, that does not compute at all, for one. Would =name= say something so illogical?

1) Yes! I'm not some hyper-logical automaton.
2) You're whirring like a robot!
3) I've had enough of this. Live and drink.	[End]

Automaton

[ You, but mechanical ]

Oh, no?

Well, if that's the case. Perhaps =name= should, then, be replaced by a superior =name=.

Things should be replaced by their betters, wouldn't you say?

1) ...
2) You won't replace me!	[Fight]
3) I should go. Live and drink.	[End]

Stare

[ You, but mechanical ]

...

Just kidding! Ha ha! I've always been a bit of a jokester. That's what people say about me.

"That =name=," they say. "What a jokester. And so logical."

1) I'll destroy you, fell clone!	[Fight]
2) I should go. Live and drink.	[End]

Opinion

If the player asks You, but mechanical their opinion, they'll randomly respond with one of the following:

Opine

[ You, but mechanical ]

Witchwood bark grows on you, flavor-wise. Unless you're a witchwood tree, in which case it grows on you literally.

I can't help but feel a bit off at kippers selling 'congealed love'. What could that even mean?

What element of the taco renders it suprema? Has one been properly dissected?

Let's play my favorite game, "folding chair or missile launcher?"

Why are these called neck-rings when they go on your arm? Why do I know this blood on it is from a worm? I can't figure these out.

I think I see a big rabbit thing over there. Let's check it out.

1) Thanks, =name=.
2) Live and drink.	[End]

Thanks

[ You, but mechanical ]

You're welcome, =name=.

1) Live and drink.

[End]