Apple farmer

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apple farmer
Apple farmer.png
Character

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AppleFarmer

Faction

Farmers' Guild (Loved100 Reputation)

Gender

male

Inventory
Skills
Mutations
Corpse Dropped

human corpse(favilink error!) (90%)

Role

Brute

apple farmer

This brawny, mustachioed man wears a white apron stained with the juice of starapples. His sable hair mats against the browned skin of his forehead. From his left forearm hangs a wet rag, with which he scrubs the dirt from his hands every few moments.

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Dialogue

[ Apple farmer ]

Live and drink, traveler. Moist starapples for the road?

Mind the trees, (player's formaladdressterm). They ain't yours.

Now you keep your eyes off my young, (player's formaladdressterm).

Can't go wrong with starapples, (player's formaladdressterm). Good for what ails ya.

You know how to make starapple jam? If not, you can buy it from me.

Spread starapple on yer matz! It's proof against thirst and harm alike.

See my whiskers? Starapples. They'll boost your virility threefold.

1) Live and drink. [End]