Neek/Conversations
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Joke
It's sort of like "Neek stares at you awkwardly" no but I'm just kidding, heh. I'm just 'jidding'.
Bethesda
It's sort of like this. You go to the baetyl. You talk to it and you say, "Look, where is every beaded bracelet in the jungle? Where is every beaded bracelet in the watervine marsh? Where is every beaded bracelet in the River Svy?"
Then it tells you and you go get the bracelets.
Omonporch
Asphodel!! I like xem. I get it. It's sort of like you don't want to be here, you don't want to there, you want to be somewhere else. Your own earldom, maybe.
Rumbling
You felt it too! Every. rock. moved. Wooooooow! It's sort of like a community dance we all performed together. Mafeo. Sparafucile. The chromelings. The rocks. Everyone else.
Klanq
What's Pax Klanq?
Jidding
*Neek stares at you awkwardly.*
Do
It's like what I *don't* do is drink Hortensa's sludge soup samples. I drank them once and she saw me and just sort of smiled tactfully but I could tell on the inside she was like "WOOOOOOOOW" so I don't do it.
Neek winks at you! Ha ha ha. She knows I still do it.
Hair
Neek, chanting: "RECTANGLE HAIR! RECTANGLE HAIR! RECTANGLE HAIR!"
It's sort of like when prehistoric lizards would grow big sails to regulate their body temperatures and you'd say, "I like it, but it looks so organically generated. What if you filed it into a sharp rectangle?"
GritGate
It's a big bear city with a lot of books and scratched brass and strange noises. But if you start chanting in sync with the noises Otho will hush you. It's sort of like this, let me explain.
Iseppa is napping so you peek into her room and rearrange her papers.
Then you walk down the hall and say "ding ding" so Mafeo shakes his head and dings back.
Then you foaminate by Hortensa. You foaminate right on by. You hug her too.
Then you scoot over and hug Spara.
Then you scoot over to Jacobo and look over his shoulder and nod like this.
*Neek nods thoughtfully.*
GritGate2
You go and run at Q Girl and tap all the gadgets and tap her on the head.
Then you sneak by Otho's office.
Then you hug Shem -1 and you drag them to the library and read to them. Sometimes Barathrum and Hortensa are in there, and they smile at you.
Then you get hungry and you roll toward the kitchen. You slurp honey from the vase and Dardi glares at you. You say, "I'm just 'jidding'."
Then you climb the pipes and whisper to Aloysius, "Live and drink, live and drink, live and drink."
Then you pat the chromelings on their heads. You say to Ereshkigal, "boom boom boom boom boom I love you."
Then you sneak into storage and pat all the chromelings on their heads.
You take a nap in the peptic chair.
Then you get a bright idea and go back to your room to write it in your notebook.
Before More Than a Willing Spirit
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*Neek stares at you awkwardly.*
A Call to Arms
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Aaahhhhhhhhh!