Herman/Conversations

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Herman

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Auuhhh, live and drink.

Urrhh. Not bulging? No? Good.

Ahh, it is a fine day to be unaware of one's internal organs.

*Herman squelches grotesquely.*

Ulllllq.

I breathe instinctively. Hhhhhh. I don't even have to think about it.

Gurrrh. It is good we travel together.

What a piece of work is man! Hggggh.

[1] Moon and Sun, Herman.
[2] Herman, what manner of creature are you?
[3] Meditate on the human condition with me, Herman.
[4] Live and drink, Herman.	[End]

Greeting

Herman

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=name=, hurrrh. Wisdom and wiggles.

[1] Herman, what manner of creature are you?
[2] Meditate on the human condition with me, Herman.
[3] How are you feeling?
[4] Live and drink, Herman.	[End]

Greeting2

Herman

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Glk. I'm okay.

Hrrrgh, humans are frequently frustrated. I am frustrated.

Hungry.

Fine. What ... about you.

Oooooaaaaarrrghhk. Can't complain.

Blp. Been better.

Happy?

[1] Moon and Sun, Herman.
[2] Herman, what manner of creature are you?
[3] Meditate on the human condition with me, Herman.
[4] Live and drink, Herman.	[End]

What

Herman

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Hggggg? *Some part of Herman's body emits an unpleasant squelch.*
      
Your words confuse me, urrg. In spite of my lifelong understanding of spoken... language.
      
I am human. One human, a single human is me. Herman.

[1] In that case, tell me something interesting about being human.
[2] ...	[End]

Human

Herman

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Hlurb. It's great being human. I love to breathe... through three little holes instead of my whole skin.

Oh, yes. As a human. Uggghhhhh. I can know true loneliness.

I, a human... am easily biased by my complicated emotions.

Glllrbbbb. I am not tired. I do not need to "lie down" or otherwise collapse. Hrrgh. Humans are well known persistence hunters.

As a human, grlk. I love ... violence.

Humans are mammals. They ... bleg ... we. Produce different discharge depending on body region.

Human... genitalia is. Disgusting, factually. I read it in an Eater text.

Did you know, that human fingers. Glp. May look dexterous, but they contain 'bones' that severely limit movement.

[1] I see.
[2] Should I be worried that you're a corpse full of bugs or worms or rats pretending to be a human?
[3] ...	[End]

Worms

Herman

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No.

[1] Hmm.