Herman/Conversations
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Auuhhh, live and drink.
Urrhh. Not bulging? No? Good.
Ahh, it is a fine day to be unaware of one's internal organs.
*Herman squelches grotesquely.*
Ulllllq.
I breathe instinctively. Hhhhhh. I don't even have to think about it.
Gurrrh. It is good we travel together.
What a piece of work is man! Hggggh.
| [1] Moon and Sun, Herman. | |
| [2] Herman, what manner of creature are you? | |
| [3] Meditate on the human condition with me, Herman. | |
| [4] Live and drink, Herman. | [End] |
Greeting
=name=, hurrrh. Wisdom and wiggles.
| [1] Herman, what manner of creature are you? | |
| [2] Meditate on the human condition with me, Herman. | |
| [3] How are you feeling? | |
| [4] Live and drink, Herman. | [End] |
Greeting2
Glk. I'm okay.
Hrrrgh, humans are frequently frustrated. I am frustrated.
Hungry.
Fine. What ... about you.
Oooooaaaaarrrghhk. Can't complain.
Blp. Been better.
Happy?
| [1] Moon and Sun, Herman. | |
| [2] Herman, what manner of creature are you? | |
| [3] Meditate on the human condition with me, Herman. | |
| [4] Live and drink, Herman. | [End] |
What
Hggggg? *Some part of Herman's body emits an unpleasant squelch.*
Your words confuse me, urrg. In spite of my lifelong understanding of spoken... language.
I am human. One human, a single human is me. Herman.
| [1] In that case, tell me something interesting about being human. | |
| [2] ... | [End] |
Human
Hlurb. It's great being human. I love to breathe... through three little holes instead of my whole skin.
Oh, yes. As a human. Uggghhhhh. I can know true loneliness.
I, a human... am easily biased by my complicated emotions.
Glllrbbbb. I am not tired. I do not need to "lie down" or otherwise collapse. Hrrgh. Humans are well known persistence hunters.
As a human, grlk. I love ... violence.
Humans are mammals. They ... bleg ... we. Produce different discharge depending on body region.
Human... genitalia is. Disgusting, factually. I read it in an Eater text.
Did you know, that human fingers. Glp. May look dexterous, but they contain 'bones' that severely limit movement.
Worms
...
No.
| [1] Hmm. |