Jokes I can do! I'm more of a joker than a phyta.
If I told jokes without words, would that be plantomime?
I ran through the Canticles Chromaic last night, and boy, are my fronds tired!
I took a weird artifact for some urshiib to look at, but it really Bara-threw-em for a loop.
I hear the garbage water in Golgotha is a bit of an acquired taste, but who am I to sludge?
I'd go to the Moghra'yi myself, but Issachari place.
If a bigwig goes broke, they're water-barren.
What's black and white and red all over? A slumberling after you poke it!
What's the difference between the Putus Templar and the Girsh? One is an evil slavering hivemind sent to Qud as disproportionate punishment for our unknowing sins, and the other is the Girsh! Ayy!
I fell in love with a sign, once. That was a breakup I knew was coming: I could see the writing on the wall.
If a Fellowship member makes a house out of goatfolk hide, they're a yurtwarden yurt warden. If they use it as a base in an ongoing conflict with another yurt-dweller, that's a yurtwarden yurt warden yurt war den.
My mother was complaining to me about how rude the Mechanimists are. I said ma! There's no use crying over stilt ilk!
Never start a fight with a Stilt Warden. Talk about being crushed under the weight of a million stuns.
What's the best thing about the Putus Templar? Selling their gear!
I don't understand why my friends don't like Pax Klanq. He's a fun guy!
