Timecube

timecube

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Infobox data from game version 2.0.201.53

timecube

A cube that seems to have only four corners. Strange hieroglyphics cover each side alongside of crude scenes of a figure using a club to strike down a horned figure holding a time-piece of ancient make.

Perfect

A timecube is an extremely rare item which, when used, will stop time for 25 rounds, setting the quickness of all entities other than the user to 0 for the duration (and thus preventing them from taking actions, although conversations between timestopped and non-timestopped entities can still be had, and it is still possible to miss timestopped enemies).

Upon use, the player will receive the following message:

You are filled with the true vision! The Cubic Form is Infinite, Harmonic and transcends the 1 Day rotation!

Achievements

• Activating a timecube will grant the Cubic and Wisest Human achievement.
• timecubes are one of the few artifacts valuable enough to grant the Donation Level: Kasaphescence achievement when cast into the sacred well.

Trivia

• timecubes, their activation message, and the Cubic and Wisest Human achievement are a reference to www.timecube.com, a (now defunct) web page detailing self-proclaimed “Wisest Human” Otis Eugene Ray’s bizarre Time Cube theory.