Aleph
Defeat one of the Girsh Nephilim.
Kill one of the six Girsh Nephilim that can be found in various places about Qud.
Arconaut
Descend 50 strata deep.
Travel 50 strata deep into the earth, most easily accomplished with use of spiral borers
Bet
Defeat two of the Girsh Nephilim in a single playthrough
Kill two of the six Girsh Nephilim in a single playthrough, abilities of previous killed Girsh Nephilim will be added to the rest of them.
Dalet
Defeat four of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.
Kill four of the six Girsh Nephilim in a single playthrough, abilities of previous killed Girsh Nephilim will be added to the rest of them.
Dream within a Dream
Enter a waking dream from within a waking dream.
This will require you to be hit by a Crungling Gaze from a dreamcrungle
Get in the Robot Gimel
Defeat three of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.
Kill three of the six Girsh Nephilim in a single playthrough, abilities of previous killed Girsh Nephilim will be added to the rest of them.
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Defeat five of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.
Kill five of the six Girsh Nephilim in a single playthrough, abilities of previous killed Girsh Nephilim will be added to the rest of them.
Heat Death
Get vaporized.
To be vaporized your temperature needs to be above 10,000. This can be accomplished with relative ease via being covered in plasma and then detonating multiple t h e r m a l
Imagine a Rubber Sheet
Dash yourself on the crags of spacetime.
Die to damage from normality .
Lair Cake
Discover 100 lairs.
Lairs can be found randomly when traversing the surface of Qud.
More Than a Willing Spirit
Return from Golgotha with a repaired waydroid and gain admittance to Grit Gate.
See More Than a Willing Spirit for detailed information on the quest.
My Many Facets
Eat the Crystal Delight.
The recipe for the Crystal delight can be obtained from Thicksalt
On Second Thought
Eat a serving of humble pie.
Eating humble pie apothecaries
Swollen Bulb Sound Sleeper
Wake peacefully from twenty dreams.
This requires the player character to peacefully wake up which can be done by leveling up as the dream character.
The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 3
Prove the information paradox by causing your surroundings to glitch.
Pour a dram of w a r m s t a t i c
Total Makeover
Pour a dram of pure warm static on yourself.
Pouring warm static on yourself is potentially irreversible including when using Precognition
Vav
Defeat six of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.
Kill all of the Girsh Nephilim in a single playthrough, abilities of previous killed Girsh Nephilim will be added to the rest of them.
Wander Darkling in the Eternal Space Waterpipe and Rest Weirdwire Conduit... Eureka!
0 for 2
Die of thirst.
Easiest to do from a fresh character, drop any fresh water you have on you and then walk on the world map until you die of thirst.
A Call to Arms
Defend Grit Gate from the Putus Templar.
See A Call to Arms for more information on the quest.
All the Leaves are Grey Bricks Can be Thrown, Too Else Decoding the Signal
Travel to the Temple of the Rock and decrypt the mysterious signal.
See Decoding the Signal for more information on the quest.
Oops
Be killed by a companion on accident.
Beguiling slugsnout
Pax Klanq, I Presume? Rainbow Reading
Cure ironshank via traditional methods.
Use the method described by the C o r p u s C h o l i y s
Reclamation
Recover the Spindlegrounds from the Putus Templar war party
See Reclamation for more information on the quest.
The Comedy
Settle the dispute in Bey Lah in Eskhind's favor.
See Kith and Kin .
The Earl of Omonporch
Strike a deal with Asphodel the Lovely for control of the Spindlegrounds.
See The Earl of Omonporch for more information on the quest.
The History
Settle the dispute in Bey Lah in Hindriarch Keh's favor.
See Kith and Kin .
The Golem
Form large creature.
See The Golem for more information on the quest.
The Sonnet The Tragedy Then Tomb of the Eaters
Travel to Brightsheol and disable the Spindle's magnetic field.
See Tomb of the Eaters for more information on the quest.
spiral borers.
dreamcrungle whilst already within a waking dream.
temple mecha mk Ia, a 
temple mecha mk II or a 
temple mecha mk Ib, can be done by force interacting with it and then selecting the Infiltrate option, an infiltration will have a 10% chance to succeed.
thermal grenade mk IIIs on top of your character in quick succession.
Thicksalt during a water ritual for -50 reputation.
humble pie will permanently decrease your ego by 1, making you more humble. It is sold from 
apothecaries.
sunslag can be rarely found in a 
swollen bulb by plucking coral from a 
palladium strut with coral growth. It can also be purchased from 
ichor merchants and the 
alchemist
warm static onto a nearby item causing it to glitch into a random item.
Precognition as the mutation can be removed.
amaranthine prism.
hookahs can be commonly found around the stiltgrounds and require at least one dram of fresh water to be smoked from.
adiyy, who are located within the Banana groves near the spindle.
Aoyg-No-Longer, servant of Ptoh in the Cosmic Wood is found at the bottom of Eyn Roj.
Beguiling a creature with an innate ranged attack such as a 
slugsnout and then standing directly between it and an enemy should be a reliable way to accomplish this.
Corpus Choliys to cure it.
crumpled sheet of paper to 
Eskhind or to 
Warden Neelahind.
