Aleph
File:Test Defeat one of the Girsh Nephilim.
Kill one of the six Girsh Nephilim that can be found in various places about Qud.
Arconaut
File:Test Descend 50 strata deep.
Travel 50 strata deep into the earth, most easily accomplished with use of spiral borers
Bet
File:Test Defeat two of the Girsh Nephilim in a single playthrough
Kill two of the six Girsh Nephilim in a single playthrough, abilities of previous killed Girsh Nephilim will be added to the rest of them.
Dalet
File:Test Defeat four of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.
Kill four of the six Girsh Nephilim in a single playthrough, abilities of previous killed Girsh Nephilim will be added to the rest of them.
Dream within a Dream Get in the Robot Gimel
File:Test Defeat three of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.
Kill three of the six Girsh Nephilim in a single playthrough, abilities of previous killed Girsh Nephilim will be added to the rest of them.
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File:Test Defeat five of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.
Kill five of the six Girsh Nephilim in a single playthrough, abilities of previous killed Girsh Nephilim will be added to the rest of them.
Heat Death
File:Test Get vaporized.
To be vaporized your temperature needs to be above 10,000. This can be accomplished with relative ease via being covered in plasma and then detonating multiple t h e r m a l
Imagine a Rubber Sheet Lair Cake
File:Test Discover 100 lairs.
Lairs can be found randomly when traversing the surface of Qud.
More Than a Willing Spirit My Many Facets
File:Test Eat the Crystal Delight.
The recipe for the Crystal delight can be obtained from Thicksalt
Surprise!
File:Test Eat the Cloaca Surprise.
The recipe for the Cloaca surprise can be obtained from Slog of the Cloaca
Swollen Bulb Sound Sleeper
File:Test Wake peacefully from twenty dreams.
This requires the player character to peacefully wake up which can be done by leveling up as the dream character.
The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 3
File:Test Prove the information paradox by causing your surroundings to glitch.
Pour a dram of w a r m s t a t i c
Total Makeover
File:Test Pour a dram of pure warm static on yourself.
Pouring warm static on yourself is potentially irreversible including when using Precognition s p h y n x s a l t
Vav
File:Test Defeat six of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.
Kill all of the Girsh Nephilim in a single playthrough, abilities of previous killed Girsh Nephilim will be added to the rest of them.
Wander Darkling in the Eternal Space Waterpipe and Rest Weirdwire Conduit... Eureka!
0 for 2
File:Test Die of thirst.
Easiest to do from a fresh character, drop any fresh water you have on you and then walk on the world map until you die of thirst.
A Call to Arms All the Leaves are Grey Bricks Can be Thrown, Too Else Decoding the Signal Oops
File:Test Be killed by a companion on accident.
Beguiling slugsnout
Pax Klanq, I Presume? Rainbow Reading Reclamation
File:Test Recover the Spindlegrounds from the Putus Templar war party
See Reclamation for more information on the quest.
The Comedy The Earl of Omonporch The History The Golem The Sonnet The Tragedy Then Tomb of the Eaters 
spiral borers.
dreamcrungle whilst already within a waking dream.
temple mecha mk Ia, a 
temple mecha mk II or a 
temple mecha mk Ib, can be done by force interacting with it and then selecting the Infiltrate option, an infiltration will have a 10% chance to succeed.
thermal grenade mk IIIs on top of your character in quick succession.
Thicksalt during a water ritual for -50 reputation.
Slog of the Cloaca during a water ritual for -50 reputation.
sunslag can be rarely found in a 
swollen bulb by plucking coral from a 
palladium strut with coral growth. It can also be purchased from 
ichor merchants and the 
alchemist
warm static onto a nearby item causing it to glitch into a random item.
Precognition as the mutation can be removed. However as a truekin, you can always reverse the result via use of a 
sphynx salt injector.
amaranthine prism.
hookahs can be commonly found around the stiltgrounds and require at least one dram of fresh water to be smoked from.
adiyy, who are located within the Banana groves near the spindle.
Aoyg-No-Longer, servant of Ptoh in the Cosmic Wood is found at the bottom of Eyn Roj.
Beguiling a creature with an innate ranged attack such as a 
slugsnout and then standing directly between it and an enemy should be a reliable way to accomplish this.
Corpus Choliys to cure it.
crumpled sheet of paper to 
Eskhind or to 
Warden Neelahind.