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	Barathrumites
Infobox data from game version 2.0.204.49

golem

Magnetized clay is knit together by circuitry that traces colossal and familiar features: [Body]. A bright mixture of primordial soup and [Catalyst] courses through their glass arteries, and in its soft light their posture evokes the presence of [Atzmus] Diamondlike metachrome limbs are sculpted in the way of [Armament], and in the position of prominence on their body, they bear the sacred amulet of [Hasma].

Perfect

The Golem is a being crafted from a Mound of scrap and clay by Pax Klanq, its appearance, skills, attributes, and abilities are determined by the components that the Player provides for its creation.

The Golem will always have room within its body for the Player and one companion. The Player can pilot the Golem by sitting in the Pilot seat.

The Golem will act as a companion to the Player when not piloted, it will move at half speed when not piloted.

Body

[ Golem ]

Body of creature friend to form Creature after. Must follow you and be experience. No worry, friend not consumed in creation.
-Pax Klanq, on the Body of the Golem

The Player must provide a follower at or above level 30 to determine the shape and body plan of the Golem. The follower is not consumed by the process and will remain in the Player's party after being chosen. Followers that are recruited via Proselytize, Beguile, or Ganglionic teleprojector, will count as long as they meet the level requirement.

Body Type	Granted by	Notes
Antelope Golem	Fork-horned gnu, Mechanical antelope cherub, Antelope cherub
Ape Golem	Albino ape, Cyclopean gibbon, Ogre ape, Dawning ape, Ape cherub, Mayor nuntu, Oboroqoru, Mechanical ape cherub, Ape cherub
Baboon Golem	Baboon, Quartz baboon,Mechanical baboon cherub, Baboon cherub
Baetyl Golem	Baetyl, Sparking baetyl, Mechanical baetyl cherub, Baetyl cherub
Bat Golem	Bat, Juice sap, Life sap, Stat sap, Mechanical bat cherub,Mechanical bat cherub, Bat cherub
Bear Golem	Bear, Barkbiter, Slumberling, Deep slumberling, Mechanical bear cherub, Bear cherub
Bed Golem	Bed, Bedger, Folding cot, Crib, Four-poster bed, Hyperbiotic bed, Peptic bed, Waterbed
Bipedal Robot Golem	Turret tinker, Traipsing mortar, Mercurial, Boosterbot, Urn duster
Bird Golem	Glowcrow, White esh, Dream wren,Mechanical bird cherub, Bird cherub
Bush Golem	Tumbling pod, Gorged growth, Dreamcrungle, Santalalotze
Cat Golem	Ray cat, Chitinous puma, Astral tabby, Mechanical cat cherubCat cherub, Ctesiphus
Chair Golem	Chair, Armchair, Bench, Canvas folding chair, Carcass kneader, Chairbear, Ergo chair, Floor cushion, Grav chair, Hyperbiotic chair, Kline, Ornate bench, Ornate chair, Passenger seat, Peptic chair, Pilot seat, Rolling chair, Scrapasan chair, Sofa, Starmchair, Stool, Throne, Torture chair
Clam Golem	Giant clam, 0lam
Crab Golem	Chute crab, Eyeless crab, Rustacean, Eyeless king crab, Great magma crab, Mechanical crab cherub, Crab cherub, Hamilcrab, cyclopean merchant
Cragmensch Golem	Cragmensch boulderer, Cragmensch brainer, Cragmensch luminary, Glittermensch brainer, Glittermensch boulderer, Glittermensch luminary
Crystal Golem	Dyvvrach, Miryam, Tzedech, Tikva, Dreamer, Thicksalt, Tammuz
Dawnglider Golem	Dawnglider
Dog Golem	Feral dog, Guard dog, Herding dog, Hyrkhound,Mechanical dog cherub, Dog cherub
Door Golem	Brinestalk gate, Fused security door, Death Gate, Door, Glass door, Iron gate, Life Gate, Ornately engraved marble door with plaque, Security door (All Colors), Thick metal door
Dromad Golem	Dromad, Dromad trader, Caravan guard, Tam	Comes with Fatty Hump. Appears to have a render bug causing the default Dromad colors to overwrite the Golem colors.
Equine Golem	Equimax, Unimax, Mechanical equine cherub, Mechanical equine cherub, Equine cherub
Fish Golem	Glowfish, Ghost perch, Sewage eel, Prism perch, Ixlthyxl, Twinning lamprey, Urchin belcher, Madpole, Quatravolt glider, Memory eater, Mechanical fish cherub Fish cherub
Flower Golem	Glowpad, Prickler, Thirst thistle, Feral lah, Asphodelyte, Asphodel, Earl of Omonporch, Tongue tyrant, Oddly-Hued Glowpad
Fractus Golem	N/A
Frog Golem	Ice frog, Bloated pearlfrog,Mechanical frog cherub, Frog cherub
Fungus Golem	Pax klanq, Mechanical mushroom cherub, Mushroom cherub,
Goat Golem	Goat
Goatfolk Golem	Goatfolk bully, Goatfolk hornblower, Goatfolk sower, Goatfolk yurtwarden, Goatfolk qlippoth, Warden indrix, Mamon Souldrinker
Golem Oddity	Irritable palm, Red death dacca, Mayor haddas, Mechanical tree cherub, Tree cherub, Star kraken	All trees result in Golem Oddities
Grazer Golem	Crypt ferret, Rhinox
Hexapodal Robot Golem	Skittering sentry, Drillbot, Arcwyrk
Hindren Golem	Agate Severance Star, Angohind, Eskhind, Hindriarch Keh, Isahind, Kesehind, Liihart, Lulihart, hindren pariah, Meyehind, Faundren villager, Keh-hind, Warden Neelahind, Hindren afflicted, Hindren villager, hindren scout
Hover Golem	Waydroid, Interdictor, Graftek, Chrome Idol, Cloneling, Plastronoid, Diplomacy Droid, Strip fly, Chrome pyramid
Human Golem	Amoeba farmer, Apothecary, Apple farmer, Argyve, Armorer, Alchemist, Banner-Knight Templar, Beekeeper, Beetle farmer, Bookbinder, Cannibal, Cannibal cherub, Cat herder, Chef, Crab farmer, Clone of Player Character, Clone of Saad Amus, The Sky-Bear, Elder irudad, Gemcutter, Glover, Goat herder, Grenadier, Gunner-Knight Templar, Gunsmith, Gutsmonger, Haberdasher, Hatter, Hermit cherub, Hide-sheathed hermit, Ichor merchant, Issachari raider, Issachari rifler, Jeweler, Juicing cannibal, Kipper, Knight Commander of the Holy Temple, Knight Templar, Leech farmer, Mehmet, Mechanical cannibal cherub, Mechanical hermit cherub, Mysterious gunslinger, Naphtaali blowgunner, Naphtaali forager, Naphtaali stalker, Naphtaali runt, Newfather, Phylactery squire, Reef hermit, Saad Amus, the Sky-Bear, Schematics drafter, Scrap-clad hermit, Scribe, Shoemaker, Snail farmer, Trash abbot, Trash monk, Templar squire, Vintner, Village apothecary, Village tinker, Wardens esther, Watervine farmer, Woodsprog
Humanoid Robot Golem	Chromeling, Shem -1, Plated chromeling, Herododicus, Rodanis Y, Mechanical robot cherub Robot cherub
Infrastructure Golem	Any Animatable Object which is not a Bed, Chair, Table, Iron Maiden, or Wall.
Insect Golem	Giant dragonfly, Giant centipede, Glowmoth, Beetlebum, Salthopper, Clockwork beetle, Giant beetle, Agolmaggot, Fire ant, Quillipede, Worker ant, Agolfly, spark tick, Fire ant queen, Agolzvuv, Adiyy, Mirror bug, Gamma moth, Mechanical insect cherub, Insect cherub
Iron Maiden Golem	Iron maiden
Jelly Golem	Plasma jelly
Lichen Golem	(Unknown)	Gamecode implies Liquid Weeps, uncertain if possible to recruit Weeps as companions
Mopango Charioteer Golem	Mopango charioteer
Mopango Golem	Mopango
Nest Golem	Giant centipede nest, Giant beetle nest, Quartziferous mirror
Ooze Golem	Giant amoeba, Gelatinous wedge, Humor, Black jell, Blue jell, Brown jell, Gelatinous frustum, Green jell, Soupy sludge, Gyrohumor, Gelatinous prism, Panhumor, Gelatinous cupola, Purple jell, k-Goninon, Gelatinous antiprism, Red jell, Zero jell, Mechanical ooze cherub Ooze cherub
Quadrupedal Robot Golem	Mindrone, Miner Mk I, Miner Mk II, Miner Mk III, Leering stalker
Reptile Golem	Salamander, Croc, Horned chameleon, Breathbeard, Rimewyk, Mimic, Molting basilisk, Elder breathbeard, Sultan croc, Lithofex, Mechanical reptile cherub, Reptile cherub
Root Golem	Mechanical root cherub, Root cherub
Slug Golem	Ickslug, Spitting slug, Slog of the Cloaca, Kaleidoslug, Mechanical mollusk cherub, Mollusk cherub
Slynth Golem	Slynth, Thah
Snail Golem	Electric snail, Enigma snail, Snailmother
Snapjaw Golem	Snapjaw brute, Snapjaw hunter, Snapjaw scavenger, Snapjaw shotgunner, Snapjaw warlord, Snapjaw warrior, Snapjaw feeder, Snapjaw spearfiend, Snapjaw trapper, Snapjaw howler, Crowsong
Spider Golem	Cave spider, Electrofuge, Scorpiock, Girshling, Spark tick, Voider, Phase spider, Greater voider, Mechanical spider cherub, Spider cherub
Succulent Golem	Sixshrew, Mechanical cactus cherub, Cactus cherub
Svardym Golem	Svardym hatchling, Svardym scrounge, Svardym jut, Svardym eld, Mak, Goek, Geeub, Bep
Swine Golem	Pig, Boar, Two-headed boar, Slugsnout, Two-headed slugsnout, Fire snout, Mechanical swine cherub, Swine cherub
Table Golem	Alchemist's table, Book table, Desk, Low mensa, Metal table, Metal workbench, Octagonal table, Ornate table, Table, Workbench
Tortoise Golem	Irritable tortoise, Great saltback, N-dimensional starshell, Mechanical tortoise cherub, Tortoise cherub
Tripedal Robot Golem	Crypt sitter
Troll Golem	Troll foal, Jotun, Who Parts Limbs, Fjorn-Kosef, Who Knits The Icy Lattice, Haggabah, Who Plies The Umbral Path
Turret Golem	All Turrets, Vivira, Decarbonizer, Pulsed field magnet, Fulcrete catapult
Urchin Golem	Drowsing urchin, Addling urchin, Junk dollar
Urshiib Golem	Barathrumite arconaut, Barathrumite tinker, Neek, Iseppa, Jacobo, Sparafucile, Dardi, Mafeo, Otho, Q Girl, Hortensa, Aloysius, Barathrum the old
Vine Golem	Jilted lover, Seed-spitting vine, Qudzu, Livid creeper, Euclid, Yurl, Tillifergaewicz
Wall Golem	All Animatable Walls
Wheeled Robot Golem	Scrap shoveler, Reprogrammed scrap shoveler, Saw-hander, Anomaly extinguisher, Conservator, Warden 1-FF, Galgal,
Worm Golem	Segmented mirthworm, girshworm, Knollworm, Plated knollworm, Leech, Bloated leech, Seedsprout worm, Bone worm, Waveform worm, Trining lamprey, Salt kraken, Mechanical worm cherub Worm cherub, Worm of the earth

Catalyst

[ Golem ]

Three dram of pure liquid to catalyze soup and circulate nutrient. Liquid choice alter sanguine mixture, change Creature.
-Pax Klanq, on the Catalyst

The Player must provide three drams of an undiluted Liquid to act as the Golem's blood. The player's choice of Catalyst can alter the Golem's abilities, resistances, immunites, damage output, and base stats.

Liquid	Effect	Notes
Acid	200 Acid Resistance, +75% Acid damage dealt
Algae	Burgeoning at level 10
Asphalt	Immune to becoming stuck, Melee attacks cause enemies to get stuck
Blood	Heal for 10% of damage dealt vs organic creatures
Brain brine	+6 Mutation Points
Cider	+10 Quickness, Confusion at level 5
Cloning draught	2 Golems with 1/3 health each	One Golem is Passive, this is not mentioned in-game
Gel	+50 to all resists, +3 AV
Honey	Regeneration at level 5, Melee attacks cause enemies to get stuck
Ink	Immune to slipping, +500 skill points
Lava	+200 heat resistance, +60% heat damage dealt
Oil	Immune to slipping, +500 skill points
Salt	+10 Willpower
Slime	Immune to Slipping, Melee attacks cause enemies to be knocked prone
Wine	Confusion at level 10. Immune to Confusion
Warm static	Two random catalysts

Atzmus

[ Golem ]

Atzmus transcendental imprint of being. Pattern trait after creature part, crossed with Body.
-Pax Klanq, on the Golem's Atzmus

The Player must provide a body part of any kind. It can be sourced from a plant, animal, or robot creature. The type of part does not effect the Golem (Head, Face, Hands, etc), only the being it was sourced from.

Mutations

Creature Source	Effect	Notes
Adiyy, Agolfly, Gamma moth, Giant dragonfly	Wings at level 10
Arch dervish of the Sightless Way	Teleportation at level 4
Asphodelyte	Electrical Generation at level 7 or Teleportation at level 10
Astral tabby	Astral
Bloated pearlfrog, Tongue tyrant	Sticky Tongue at level 10
Chrome pyramid	Regeneration at level 10 or Teleportation at level 1
Decarbonizer	Decarbonizer at level 1
Deep slumberling	Two-hearted
Dreamcrungle	Crungling Gaze at level 10
Elder gallbeard	Poison Breath at level 10
Fire ant	Flaming Ray at level 2
Fire ant queen	Heat Absorption at level 5	This mutation does not appear to be implimented
Ghost perch, Glowpad, Ixlthyxl, Madpole, Prism perch, Sewage eel	Gills at level 10
Glowfish	Gills at level 12
Leech	Syphon Vim at level 1
Lithofex	Lithifying Gaze at level 1	This mutation does not appear to be implimented
Livid creeper	Wall Climber	This mutation does not appear to be implimented
n-dimensional starshell	Carapace at level 15 or Space-Time Vortex at level 20
Pax Klanq	Mental Mirror at level 1 or Telepathy
Prickler	[[Quills] at level 1
Pulsed field magnet	Magnetic Pulse at level 15
Quatravolt glider	Temporal Fugue at level 7 or Electrical Generation at level 10
Quillipede	Quills at level 3
Snailmother	Carapace at level 3
Soupy sludge	Mental Mirror at level 1
Urchin belcher	Urchin Belching at level 6
Wardens esther	Temporal Fugue at level 7 or Teleportation at level 1 or Heightened Quickness at level 6
Worker ant	Burrowing claws at level 10 or Corrosive gas at level 1 or Heightened Hearing at level 1

Variable Mutations

Some creatures will have differing mutations from one run to another, and will therefore have differing effects on your Golem.

Creature Source	Possible Mutations	Notes
Disciple of the Sightless Way	One Random Mental Mutation at level 1-4
Goatfolk shaman, Goatfolk qlippoth, Mamon Souldrinker	Syphon Vim at level 1, One Random Mental Mutation at level 1-4, one Random Physical Mutation at level 1-4	Shaman, Qlippoths and Mamon draw from the same static choices that are chosen on world generation, and will therefore give the same Mutations as one another each run. They will always have Syphon Vim
Psyberneticist	Three Random Mental Mutations at level 1-4
Svardym eld	Two random Mental Mutations at level 8-10
Glow-wight apotheote	Four Physical Mutations at level 9-12

Stat Bonuses

Creature Source	Effect	Notes

Armament

[ Golem ]

Zetachrome weapon. Attune Creature to the martial art and shape metachrome fist-types in the fashion after.
-Pax Klanq, on the Golem's Armament

A Zetachrome weapon must be provided to arm the Golem. The weapon type will shape the creature's Natural Weapons, as well as grant them the full skill tree associated with said weapon.

Weapon Type	Skill Tree
Zetachrome battle axe	Axe
Zetachrome dagger	Short Blade
Zetachrome halberd	Axe
Zetachrome hammer	Cudgel
Zetachrome long sword	Long Blade
Two-handed zetachrome long sword	Long Blade
Zetachrome warhammer	Cudgel

Notes: Arrows are not a valid Zetachrome weapon, Psionic weapons are valid as long as they are Zetachrome.

Incantation

[ Golem ]

Words spoken from your experience and inscribed to form being-bond. First sounds heard in Creature's early dreambrain.
-Pax Klanq, on the Incantation

The Player must choose a passage from their Journal to speak to the Golem, these will be the first sounds the Golem hears, and will (presumably) shape the Golem's psyche.

Effect	Gained From	Notes
+10 Ego	Braving Golgotha in More Than a Willing Spirit, Naming a personal artifact, spreading Klanq throughout Qud
+10% chance to score critical hits	Slaying a Legendary creature, finding Eskhind during Petals on the Wind
+100 move speed	Discovering/Visiting a location
+15 Quickness when you are unpaired with the Golem	Fetching a Trinket for Argyve, Performing the Water Ritual, Giving the Crumpled sheet of paper to Warden Neelahind
+5 quickness, +20% HP, and +3 to all attributes for nearby followers	Visiting Bey Lah at the behest of Lulihart, hindren pariah, completeing Kith and Kin and thus deciding the fate of Bey Lah, becoming Loved by a Faction
+6 Attribute points	Player Character's arrival at Joppa
+6 Levels	Falling in love with a creature, falling out of love with a creature, witnessing the formation of a [sludge name]	Must be a pentasludge or higher for the event to be recorded in your journal.
2 Random Effects	Player character duplication/multiplication	Unknown if player abilities/mutations such as Temporal Fugue or Evil Twin apply, or if this is only granted by Cloning draught, Warm static and other nonstandard methods.
3 Random Baetyl Rewards	Speaking to the Baetyl at Bethesda Susa
3 Random Body Parts	Contracting an Illness, contracting a Fungal Infection, Gaining a new body part via Chimera gene destabilization
Reveal 20 Secrets on creation	Sheba Hagadias, Librarian of the Stilt provides you with insightful commentary
Golem Spawns with 4 random pieces of gigantic, mid-to-high tier armor	Reading a White Book, reading a Relic book,

Hamsa

[ Golem ]

Chosen token to palm-solder and orient with object-meaning, 5 lbs. or less. Like others, choice alters Creature trait and behavior.
-Pax Klanq, on the Golem's Hamsa

Item Type	Effect	Notes
Albino ape heart	+2 to all stats
Anti-gravity boots	+6 AV or Wings at level 10
Arrows/HE Missiles/Slugs/Shells	15% reduction in action costs of melee actions or 25% reduction in action costs of missile actions (except for throw ones)
Bandage	Regenerationat level 10
Basic toolkit/Advanced toolkit	+800 Skill Points
Box of crayons	+2 to all stats
Clothes/Armor	+6 AV
Compass bracelet	+6 AV or Teleportation at level 6 or Clairvoyance at level 10
Cybernetics	Cybernetic implant is installed
Data disk	Psychometry at level 10
Desalination pellet	Extra surroundings slot
Displacer bracelet	+6 AV or Teleportation at level 6
Dormant waydroid/Scrapped waydroid	Psychometry at level 10
Elastyne slippers/Sandals of the river-wives/Yeshyrskin slippers	+6 DV OR +50 Movement Speed
Energy cell	Electrical Generation level 10
Figurine	+1000 reputation with relevant Faction	Material does not seem to change the ammount of positive Rep the figurine gives
Fix-It spray foam	+800 Skill Points
Food	+25% Hitpoints
High-powered magnet	Electromagnetic Pulse at level 10
Keys/Security cards	Phasing at level 10
Liquid containers	+1000% Carry capacity
Melee Weapons	15% reduction in Action cost of melee actions
Mercurial cloak	Teleportation at level 6
N-pointed asterisk	+2 to all stats
Ontological anchor	+6 AV or Normality gas generation at level 10
Pickaxe	+800 Skill Points
Precinct navigator	+6 AV or Teleportation at level 6 or Clairvoyance at level 10
Quantum mote	Light Manipulation at level 10
Recoiler	Teleportation at level 6
Repulsive device	Socially Repugnant at level 1
Severed Face	+1 AV per Fungal Infection, +4 to all resists per infection
Spectacles/Square cap	+6 AV or +800 Skill Points
Sultan Relic: Glowing Mote	+2 to all stats
Tattoo gun	+800 Skill Points
Thrown Weapons	50% Reduction in Action cost of throw actions
Timecube	+2 to all stats or Time Dilation at level 8
Trade goods	+8 Ego
Trading Tokens	+2 to all stats
Wire strand	Electrical Generation at level 10

Power

[ Golem ]

Ascending Creature need mightful battery with rare electromagnetic shielding. Purple prickles make neutron cell with 3 flux drams, or must find different source.
-Pax Klanq, on the Power Source of the Golem

Source	Effects
Chavvah
Three drams of Neutron flux

At the moment there appears to be no discernible effect from one's choice of power source.

Tips

This section is opinion-based. Your mileage may vary.

• It is possible to lock oneself out of Barathrum's Study by using the Chrome key as a Hamsa. It is advisable to use a security card or Bethesda Susa key if one desires a Phasing Golem.