Golem

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	Barathrumites
Infobox data from game version 2.0.204.49

golem

Magnetized clay is knit together by circuitry that traces colossal and familiar features: [Body]. A bright mixture of primordial soup and [Catalyst] courses through their glass arteries, and in its soft light their posture evokes the presence of [Atzmus] Diamondlike metachrome limbs are sculpted in the way of [Armament], and in the position of prominence on their body, they bear the sacred amulet of [Hamsa].

Perfect

The Golem is a being crafted from a Mound of scrap and clay by Pax Klanq. Its appearance, skills, attributes, and abilities are determined by the components that the player provides for its creation during the quest The Golem.

The Golem will always have room within its body for the player and one companion. The player can pilot the Golem by sitting in the Pilot seat. When piloted, the player has access to a modified form of the standard menus which cover the golem's equipment, the golem's stats and mutations, the golem's skills, the golem's inventory, and so on, as if you were the golem. This means you can spend gained stats, MP, and skill points.

The Golem will act as a companion to the player when not piloted, it will act at 50% quickness.

The Golem's default body, without any modifications and before the application of any stats, is Level 50, has 500 HP, and has Dark Vision at level 1.

The Golem is considered colossal and so can only be equipped with gigantic weapons and armor (except for the Floating Nerby slot).

In cases where the inherited type does not provide a stat distribution, it will also start with 0 DV and an even, but randomized, stat distribution. If the base provides an innate AV, that AV + 10 is the golem's AV.

Body

[ Pax Klanq ]

Body of creature friend to form Creature after. Must follow you and be experience. No worry, friend not consumed in creation.

The Player must provide a follower at or above level 30 to determine the shape and body plan of the Golem. The follower is not consumed by the process and will remain in the Player's party after being chosen. Followers that are recruited via Proselytize, Beguile, or Rebuke Robot, will count as long as they meet the level requirement. Bodies take on some of the inheritable attributres of their Creature type, along with an appropriate (but not necessarily the same!) anatomy. Additionally, some have innate mutations, or modifications to base stats, beyond their Body or Creature base. These are covered in the 'Notes' column.

Body Type	Granted by	Metachrome Limbs	Example Statline	Notes
Antelope Golem	Fork-horned gnu, Mechanical antelope cherub, Antelope cherub	1 Face	58/26/54/24/25/23
Ape Golem	Albino ape, Cyclopean gibbon, Ogre ape, Dawning ape, Ape cherub, Mayor nuntu, Oboroqoru, Mechanical ape cherub, Ape cherub	2 Hands	58/31/36/21/22/20
Baboon Golem	Baboon, Quartz baboon,Mechanical baboon cherub, Baboon cherub	2 Hands, 1 Face	66/34/37/21/21/22
Baetyl Golem	Baetyl, Sparking baetyl, Mechanical baetyl cherub, Baetyl cherub	2 Hands, 1 Body	78/23/67/23/41/20	Innate Resistances of 0/-50/25/25
Bat Golem	Bat, Juice sap, Life sap, Stat sap, Mechanical bat cherub, Bat cherub	1 Tail	55/26/45/21/25/23	Innately has Wings at level 10
Bear Golem	Bear, Barkbiter, Mechanical bear cherub, Bear cherub	1 Face, 4 Feet	62/26/66/23/25/24	Innate 4 AV.
	Slumberling, Deep slumberling	4 Feet
Bed Golem	Bed, Bedger, Folding cot, Crib, Four-poster bed, Hyperbiotic bed, Peptic bed, Waterbed	2 Hands	28/16/24/16/16/16	Innately has Sleep Gas Generation at level 5. Innate DV of -20(yielding -14 with the natural +6), Innate AV of 3.
Bipedal Robot Golem	Urn duster	1 Face	63/23/60/22/37/21	Strength mod of -1. Resistances of 0/-50/25/25
	Boosterbot	1 Head
	Mercurial	2 Open (on Hardpoints)
	Traipsing mortar	1 Body
Bird Golem	Glowcrow, White esh, Dream wren,Mechanical bird cherub, Bird cherub	2 Feet	45/39/33/21/21/21	Innately has Wings at level 10, Beak at 1. No Missile Weapons.
Bush Golem	Tumbling pod, Gorged growth, Dreamcrungle, Santalalotze	2 Hands	39/24/39/5/25/4	Save Modifiers of Slip:* and Move:*
	Mechanical root cherub, Root cherub	2 Arms, 2 Hands
Cat Golem	Ray cat, Astral tabby, Mechanical cat cherub, Cat cherub, Ctesiphus	1 Face, 4 Feet	60/32/54/23/24/18	No Missile Weapons
	Chitinous puma	4 Feet
Chair Golem	Chair, Armchair, Bench, Canvas folding chair, Carcass kneader, Chairbear, Ergo chair, Floor cushion, Grav chair, Hyperbiotic chair, Kline, Ornate bench, Ornate chair, Passenger seat, Peptic chair, Pilot seat, Rolling chair, Scrapasan chair, Sofa, Starmchair, Stool, Throne, Torture chair			Save Modifiers of Slip:* and Move:*, +100% carry capacity
Clam Golem	Giant clam, 0lam	1 Body	65/23/51/16/21/20	Almost no slots: (Body, Face, Back, Foot, Floating).
Crab Golem	Chute crab, Eyeless crab, Rustacean, Eyeless king crab, Great magma crab, Mechanical crab cherub, Crab cherub, Hamilcrab, cyclopean merchant	2 Hands	63/18/50/17/17/19	Strength mod of -1.
Cragmensch Golem	Cragmensch boulderer, Cragmensch brainer, Cragmensch luminary, Glittermensch brainer, Glittermensch boulderer, Glittermensch luminary	2 Hands	97/8/62/27/27/26	Innate 30 AV, Strength mod of 4, Innate 40 QN. Resistances of 75/0/50/50
Crystal Golem	Dyvvrach, Miryam, Tzedech, Tikva, Dreamer, Thicksalt, Tammuz, any creature that has successfully eaten Crystal Delight	4 Hands	46/27/41/27/25/37	Innate Refract Light chance of 25%. Exact body shape of a creature affected by Crystal Delight
Dawnglider Golem	Dawnglider	1 Body	55/37/35/20/19/21	4 AV. Innate Flaming Hands at level 4 and Wings at level 5 from Dawnglider. Resistances of 0/0/-25/100. Minimal slots (Body, Head, Face, Back, Tail, Floating). No Missile Weapon
Dog Golem	Feral dog, Guard dog, Herding dog, Hyrkhound,Mechanical dog cherub, Dog cherub
Door Golem	Brinestalk gate, Fused security door, Death Gate, Door, Glass door, Iron gate, Life Gate, Ornately engraved marble door with plaque, Security door (All Colors), Thick metal door	2 Hands	44/25/41/27/27/26	Innately has Phasing at level 5. No missile weapons
Dromad Golem	Dromad, Dromad trader, Caravan guard, Tam	2 Hands		Innate 8 AV. Has Fatty Hump level 10 (both inherited from Dromad)
Equine Golem	Equimax, Unimax, Mechanical equine cherub, Equine cherub	4 Feet	63/27/50/25/24/25	No missile weapons
Fish Golem	Glowfish, Ghost perch, Sewage eel, Prism perch, Ixlthyxl, Twinning lamprey, Urchin belcher, Madpole, Quatravolt glider, Memory eater, Mechanical fish cherub, Fish cherub
Flower Golem	Glowpad, Prickler, Thirst thistle, Feral lah, Asphodelyte, Asphodel, Earl of Omonporch, Tongue tyrant, Oddly-Hued Glowpad
Fractus Golem	N/A			Can't get Fractus as a follower
Frog Golem	Ice frog, Bloated pearlfrog,Mechanical frog cherub, Frog cherub			Innately has Jump and Swimming skills
Fungus Golem	Pax klanq, Mechanical mushroom cherub, Mushroom cherub,	2 Hand	41/24/42/11/17/7
Goat Golem	Goat	1 Face	56/25/50/25/24/22	Innately has Horns at level 8.
Goatfolk Golem	Goatfolk bully, Goatfolk hornblower, Goatfolk sower, Goatfolk yurtwarden, Goatfolk qlippoth, Warden indrix, Mamon Souldrinker	1 Head, 2 Hands	69/26/48/30/33/27	Endurance, Shake It Off, Shield, and Block innately. If they have a Helmet when they generate, they do not have Curly Horns and so don't get the Head weapon
Golem Oddity	Star kraken, Monad, Pottery cherub, Mechanical pottery cherub, Girsh Agolgot, Girsh Bethsaida, Girsh Qas, Girsh Qon, Girsh Rermadon, Girsh Shug'ruith the Burrower, Crypt ferret, Rhinox	1 Hand	44/25/41/25/25/25	Innate Refract Light chance of 90%. No missile slots. +2 floating nearby slots.
	Girsh Qon	3 Open (Worn on Membrane)
	Girsh Qon after Girsh Agolgot's blessing	3 Open (Worn on Membrane), 1 Hand
Hexapodal Robot Golem	Drillbot	6 Feet	63/23/63/21/48/23	Strength mod of -1. Resistances of 0/-50/25/25
	All types of Turret tinker	1 Body
Hindren Golem	Agate Severance Star, Angohind, Eskhind, Hindriarch Keh, Isahind, Kesehind, Liihart, Lulihart, hindren pariah, Meyehind, Faundren villager, Keh-hind, Warden Neelahind, Hindren afflicted, Hindren villager, hindren scout	2 Hands	49/27/42/27/26/28	Innately has Horns (Antlers) at level 3, Multiple Legs at level 3, Thick Fur, Heightened Hearing at 1, and the Jump skill
Hover Golem	Waydroid, Interdictor, Graftek, Chrome Idol, Cloneling, Plastronoid, Diplomacy Droid, Strip fly, Chrome pyramid	2 Hands	70/21/66/21/43/20	Inherint resistances of 0/-50/25/25
Human Golem	Amoeba farmer, Apothecary, Apple farmer, Argyve, Armorer, Alchemist, Banner-Knight Templar, Beekeeper, Beetle farmer, Bookbinder, Cannibal, Cannibal cherub, Cat herder, Chef, Crab farmer, Clone of Player Character, Clone of Saad Amus, The Sky-Bear, Elder irudad, Gemcutter, Glover, Goat herder, Grenadier, Gunner-Knight Templar, Gunsmith, Gutsmonger, Haberdasher, Hatter, Hermit cherub, Hide-sheathed hermit, Ichor merchant, Issachari raider, Issachari rifler, Jeweler, Juicing cannibal, Kipper, Knight Commander of the Holy Temple, Knight Templar, Leech farmer, Mehmet, Mechanical cannibal cherub, Mechanical hermit cherub, Mysterious gunslinger, Naphtaali blowgunner, Naphtaali forager, Naphtaali stalker, Naphtaali runt, Newfather, Phylactery squire, Reef hermit, Saad Amus, the Sky-Bear, Schematics drafter, Scrap-clad hermit, Scribe, Shoemaker, Snail farmer, Trash abbot, Trash monk, Templar squire, Vintner, Village apothecary, Village tinker, Wardens esther, Watervine farmer, Woodsprog	2 Hands	46/26/42/28/26/26
Humanoid Robot Golem	Chromeling, Shem -1, Plated chromeling	1 Face, 2 Hands	58/21/59/22/41/21	Resistances of 0/-50/25/25
	Herododicus, Rodanis Y, Mechanical robot cherub, Robot cherub	2 Hands
Infrastructure Golem	Any Animatable Object which is not a Bed, Chair, Table, Iron Maiden, or Wall.	2 Hands	46/27/39/25/27/25	Innate Base Hitpoints of 1000. Innate AV of 10. Innate resistances of 75/25/75/75
Insect Golem	Agolzvuv	6 Arms	65/35/45/18/18/17	No Missile Slots
	Giant dragonfly, Giant centipede, Salthopper, Clockwork beetle, Giant beetle, Adiyy, Worker ant, Fire ant, Fire ant queen, Quillipede, Gamma moth	1 Head
	Agolfly, spark tick, Mirror bug, Mechanical insect cherub, Insect cherub	1 Face
	Glowmoth	1 Open (in the Back slot)
Iron Maiden Golem	Iron maiden			Innately has Syphon Vim at Level 10
Jelly Golem	Plasma jelly	4 Hands	67/28/41/1/1	Comes with all dual wielding skills
Lichen Golem	Weeps
Mopango Charioteer Golem	Mopango charioteer	2 Hand	38/26/42/24/1717	Innately has Light Manipulation at level 6, Carapace at level 6, Psychometry at level 2, Move Speed of 125
Mopango Golem	Mopango pilgrim and others	2 Hand	34/25/42/24/19/18	Innately has Light Manipulation at level 8, Carapace at level 6, Psychometry at level 2
Nest Golem	Giant centipede nest, Giant beetle nest, Quartziferous mirror
Ooze Golem	Giant amoeba, Gelatinous wedge, Humor, Black jell, Blue jell, Brown jell, Gelatinous frustum, Green jell, Soupy sludge, Gyrohumor, Gelatinous prism, Panhumor, Gelatinous cupola, Purple jell, k-Goninon, Gelatinous antiprism, Red jell, Zero jell, Mechanical ooze cherub, Ooze cherub	4 Hands	86/18/47/1/1/1
Quadrupedal Robot Golem	Mindrone, Miner Mk I, Miner Mk II, Miner Mk III, Leering stalker	4 Feet	56/21/65/22/44/22	Strength mod of -1. Resistances of 0/-50/25/25
Reptile Golem	Salamander, Croc, Horned chameleon, Breathbeard, Rimewyk, Mimic, Molting basilisk, Elder breathbeard, Sultan croc, Lithofex, Mechanical reptile cherub, Reptile cherub
Root Golem	N/A (Mechanical Root Cherub and Root Cherub used to be here)			Save Modifiers of Slip:* and Move:*
Slug Golem	Ickslug, Spitting slug, Slog of the Cloaca, Kaleidoslug, Mechanical mollusk cherub, Mollusk cherub
Slynth Golem	Slynth, Thah	2 Hands	49/27/39/26/27/28	Innate AV of 4
Snail Golem	Electric snail, Enigma snail, Snailmother
Snapjaw Golem	Snapjaw brute, Snapjaw hunter, Snapjaw scavenger, Snapjaw shotgunner, Snapjaw warlord, Snapjaw warrior, Snapjaw feeder, Snapjaw spearfiend, Snapjaw trapper, Snapjaw howler, Crowsong	1 Face, 2 Hands	49/28/39/26/28/28	Innate Heightened Smell at level 5
Spider Golem	Cave spider, Electrofuge, Spark tick, Voider, Greater voider, Mechanical spider cherub, Spider cherub	1 Face	48/40/33/18/19/18
	Scorpiock, Girshling	1 Face, 8 Arms
Succulent Golem	Sixshrew, Mechanical cactus cherub, Cactus cherub
Svardym Golem	Svardym hatchling, Svardym scrounge, Svardym jut, Svardym eld, Mak, Goek, Geeub, Bep	2 Hands	53/34/35/20/23/23	Innately has Jump, Swimming, and Charge skills. Resistances of 20/20/-25/20
Swine Golem	Pig, Boar, Two-headed boar, Slugsnout, Two-headed slugsnout, Fire snout, Mechanical swine cherub, Swine cherub
Table Golem	Alchemist's table, Book table, Desk, Low mensa, Metal table, Metal workbench, Octagonal table, Ornate table, Table, Workbench			Innately has +500% to carry capacity
Tortoise Golem	Irritable tortoise, Great saltback, N-dimensional starshell, Mechanical tortoise cherub, Tortoise cherub	1 Face	53/38/35/18/20/23	Innately has Carapace at Level 20. No Missile Weapons
Tree Golem	Irritable palm, Red death dacca, Mayor haddas, Mechanical tree cherub, Tree cherub	2 Hands	65/21/60/9/30/9	Innately has 1500 base hit points, 75 Move Speed
Tripedal Robot Golem	Crypt sitter	3 Feet	62/22/66/20/47/19	Innate resistances of 0/-50/25/25. With Extra Arms, had 4 non-metachrome arms?
Troll Golem	Troll foal, Jotun, Who Parts Limbs, Fjorn-Kosef, Who Knits The Icy Lattice, Haggabah, Who Plies The Umbral Path	2 Hands	72/28/59/26/26/27	Cudgel Proficiency. Innate AV of 3. Swimming Skill
Turret Golem	All Turrets, Vivira, Decarbonizer, Pulsed field magnet, Fulcrete catapult			Strength mod of -2
Urchin Golem	Drowsing urchin, Addling urchin, Junk dollar	1 Open (on Hands)	37/21/39/11/28/9	Innately has Quills at level 10. Abysmal slots (Body, Hands, Floating Nearby). Resistances of 0/0/60/0. No Missile Weapons
Urshiib Golem	Barathrumite arconaut, Barathrumite tinker, Neek, Iseppa, Jacobo, Sparafucile, Dardi, Mafeo, Otho, Q Girl, Hortensa, Aloysius, Barathrum the old			Innately has Quills at level 12, Intelligence mod of +5
Vine Golem	Jilted lover, Seed-spitting vine, Qudzu, Livid creeper, Euclid, Yurl, Tillifergaewicz
Wall Golem	All Animatable Walls	2 Hands	44/25/38/25/26/25	Innate AV of 30, +2 (non-Metachrome) Hands. Wall's 50 ER/50 CR default resistances. No missile slots
Wheeled Robot Golem	Scrap shoveler, Reprogrammed scrap shoveler, Saw-hander, Anomaly extinguisher, Conservator, Warden 1-FF, Galgal	2 Hands	64/25/59/22/44/10	Move speed of 125, Strength mod of -1, Innate resistances of 0/-50/25/25
Worm Golem	girshworm, Seedsprout worm, Bone worm, Waveform worm, Salt kraken, Mechanical worm cherub, Worm cherub	1 Body	62/22/47/17/15/19	Minimal slots (Body, Head, Back, Tail, Floating Nearby). No Missile Weapons
	Segmented mirthworm, Knollworm, Plated knollworm, Leech, Bloated leech, Agolmaggot, Trining lamprey, Worm of the earth	1 Face

Catalyst

[ Pax Klanq ]

Three dram of pure liquid to catalyze soup and circulate nutrient. Liquid choice alter sanguine mixture, change Creature.

The Player must provide three drams of an undiluted Liquid to act as the Golem's blood. The player's choice of Catalyst can alter the Golem's abilities, resistances, immunites, damage output, and base stats.

Primordial Soup is not an option for the Catalyst.

The Golem will bleed a mixture of the chosen liquid and Primordial Soup.

Liquid	Effect	Notes
Acid	200 Acid Resistance, +75% Acid damage dealt
Algae	Burgeoning at level 10
Asphalt	Immune to becoming stuck, melee attacks cause enemies to get stuck
Blood	Heal for 10% of damage dealt vs organic creatures
Black ooze	Immune to disease, Corrosive Gas Generation at level 6
Brain brine	+6 Mutation Points
Brown sludge	Equipment immune to rusting, melee attacks cause 2-4 equipped enemy items to rust, starting with held items
Cider	+10 Quickness, Confusion at level 5
Cloning draught	2 Golems with 1/3 health each	One Golem is Passive, this is not mentioned in-game
Convalessence	Regeneration at level 10
Gel	+50 to all resists, +3 AV
Green goo	Immune to poison, +100% Acid damage dealt
Honey	Regeneration at level 5, melee attacks cause enemies to get stuck
Ink	Immune to slipping, +500 skill points
Lava	+200 heat resistance, +60% heat damage dealt
Molten wax	+50 heat resistance, +25% heat damage dealt, melee attacks cause enemies to get stuck
Neutron flux	5% chance for attacks the golem makes to make a 1200 force 1d6 flat damage explosion
Oil	Immune to slipping, +60% heat damage dealt
Putrescence	The golem's attacks drain one toughness from the defender, like a vigor sap
Salt	+10 Willpower
Sap	Burgeoning at level 5, melee attacks cause enemies to get stuck
Slime	Immune to slipping, melee attacks cause enemies to be knocked prone
Sunslag	+15 Quickness
Warm static	Two random catalysts
Water	+30% hit points
Wine	Confusion at level 10. Immune to confusion

Atzmus

[ Pax Klanq ]

Atzmus transcendental imprint of being. Pattern trait after creature part, crossed with Body.

The Player must provide a body part of any kind. It can be sourced from a plant, animal, or robot creature. The type of part does not effect the Golem (Head, Face, Hands, etc), only the being it was sourced from.

Mutations

If an Atzmus is sourced from a creature with viable Mutations, the Golem can gain one of those mutations. This includes Bilge Sphincter, Chimera, and Crystallinity.

Night Vision, as well as the NPC mutations Dark Vision, Wall Climber and Invisibility are excluded from being acquired via the Atzmus.

Creature Source	Effect	Notes
Adiyy, Agolfly, Gamma moth, Giant dragonfly	Wings at level 10
Arch dervish of the Sightless Way	Teleportation at level 4
Asphodelyte	Electrical Generation at level 7 or Teleportation at level 10
Astral tabby	Astral	You need to be phased to enter the cockpit, but not phased to sit down in the pilot seat. You can trade despite it being constantly phased. The Golem can also pick things up. You can direct it even when you are not phased. Followers you want to enter must ALSO be phased (this may become a future issue.)
Bloated pearlfrog, Tongue tyrant	Sticky Tongue at level 10
Chrome pyramid	Regeneration at level 10 or Teleportation at level 1
Decarbonizer	Decarbonizer at level 1
Deep slumberling	Two-hearted
Dreamcrungle	Crungling Gaze at level 10
Elder gallbeard	Poison Breath at level 10
Fire ant	Flaming Ray at level 2
Fire ant queen	Heat Absorption at level 5	This mutation does not appear to be implimented
Fjorn-Kosef, Who Knits The Icy Lattice	Frost Webs at level 1
Ghost perch, Glowpad, Ixlthyxl, Madpole, Prism perch, Sewage eel	Gills at level 10
Glowfish	Gills at level 12
Elder Irudad	Multiple Arms at level 10 or Stinger at level 1 or Chimera
Leech	Syphon Vim at level 1
Lithofex	Lithifying Gaze at level 1	This mutation does not appear to be implimented
n-dimensional starshell	Carapace at level 15 or Space-Time Vortex at level 20
Oboroqoru, Ape God	Multiple Arms at level 1 or Thick Fur
Pax Klanq	Mental Mirror at level 1 or Telepathy
Prickler	Quills at level 1
Pulsed field magnet	Magnetic Pulse at level 15
Quatravolt glider	Temporal Fugue at level 7 or Electrical Generation at level 10
Quillipede	Quills at level 3
Snailmother	Carapace at level 3
Soupy sludge	Mental Mirror at level 1
Urchin belcher	Urchin Belching at level 6
Wardens esther	Temporal Fugue at level 7 or Teleportation at level 1 or Heightened Quickness at level 6
Worker ant	Burrowing claws at level 10 or Corrosive gas at level 1 or Heightened Hearing at level 1

Variable Mutations

Some creatures will have differing mutations from one run to another, and will therefore have differing effects on your Golem.

Creature Source	Possible Mutations	Notes
Disciple of the Sightless Way	One Random Mental Mutation at level 1-4
Goatfolk qlippoth, Mamon Souldrinker	Syphon Vim at level 1, One Random Mental Mutation at level 1-4, one Random Physical Mutation at level 1-4	Qlippoths and Mamon draw from the same static choices that are chosen on world generation, and will therefore give the same Mutations as one another each run. They will always have Syphon Vim
Psyberneticist	Three Random Mental Mutations at level 1-4
Svardym eld	Two random Mental Mutations at level 8-10
Glow-wight apotheote	Four Physical Mutations at level 9-12

Stat Bonuses

If a Creature does not have a Mutation(or only has Night Vision) its Atzmus will instead grant the Golem a +5 increase to whichever stat was the Creature's highest.

Creature Source	Effect	Notes
All Baboons	+5 Strength
All Crabs	+5 Strength
All Dogs	+5 Toughness
All Oozes (Except Soupy sludge)	+5 Strength
Barkbiter	+5 Toughness
Bear	+5 Toughness
Beetlebum	+5 Strength
Chitinous puma	+5 Agility
Clockwork beetle	+5 Toughness
Euclid	+5 Willpower
Feral lah	+5 Ego
Giant beetle	+5 Toughness
Giant beetle nest	+5 Willpower
Giant centipede	+5 Strength
Giant centipede nest	+5 Willpower
Glittermensch brainer	+5 Strength
Goatfolk bully, Goatfolk hornblower, Goatfolk thrall	+5 Strength
Goatfolk sower, Goatfolk yurtwarden	+5 Agility
Gorged growth	+5 Strength
Ice frog	+5 Agility
Irritable palm	+5 Strength
Jilted lover	+5 Agility
Knight Templar	+5 Strength
Leering stalker	+5 Toughness
Many Eyes	+5 Willpower
Naphtaali forager	+5 Willpower
Quartziferous mirror	+5 Intelligence
Qudzu	+5 Agility
Ray cat	+5 Agility
Red death dacca	+5 Strength
Salthopper	+5 Strength
Seed-spitting vine	+5 Agility
Segmented mirthworm	+5 Strength
Slumberling	+5 Strength
Spark tick	+5 Agility
Thirst thistle	+5 Agility
Tumbling pod	+5 Willpower

Armament

[ Pax Klanq ]

Zetachrome weapon. Attune Creature to the martial art and shape metachrome fist-types in the fashion after.

A Zetachrome weapon must be provided to arm the Golem. The weapon type will shape the creature's Natural Weapons, as well as grant them the full skill tree associated with said weapon.

At a high level, the golem will get natural weapons in every slot whose type matches a slot with a natural weapon on the follower or, if none exist, the first default on the golem body or, if none exist, the primary limb type of the golem body, or if none of THOSE exist, the primary limb of the follower. For example, Bears that have two claws and a bite will end up with a Bear Golem that has a Face Metachrome weapon and four Foot Metachrome weapons.

Weapon Type	Skill Tree	Open Limb	Hand	Face	Head	Foot	Arm	Body	Tail
Zetachrome battle axe	Axe	\metachrome axe	\metachrome spade	\metachrome trines	\metachrome ridge	\metachrome spade	\metachrome ridges	\metachrome bands	\ridged metachrome tail
Zetachrome dagger	Short Blade	\metachrome dagger	\metachrome point	\metachrome fangs	\metachrome horn	\metachrome point	\metachrome thorns	\pointed metachrome bands	\pointed metachrome tail
Zetachrome halberd	Axe	\metachrome axe	\metachrome spade	\metachrome trines	\metachrome ridge	\metachrome spade	\metachrome ridges	\ridged metachrome bands	\ridged metachrome tail
Zetachrome hammer	Cudgel	\metachrome cudgel	\metachrome mitt	\metachrome molars	\metachrome bulb	\metachrome corm	\metachrome discs	\metachrome bands	\metachrome tail
Zetachrome long sword	Long Blade	\metachrome long blade	\metachrome blade	\metachrome tusks	\metachrome prow	\metachrome blade	\metachrome scales	\bladed metachrome bands	\bladed metachrome tail
Two-handed zetachrome long sword	Long Blade	\metachrome long blade	\metachrome blade	\metachrome tusks	\metachrome prow	\metachrome blade	\metachrome scales	\bladed metachrome bands	\bladed metachrome tail
Zetachrome warhammer	Cudgel	\metachrome cudgel	\metachrome mitt	\metachrome molars	\metachrome bulb	\metachrome corm	\metachrome discs	\metachrome bands	\metachrome tail

Notes: Arrows are not a valid Zetachrome weapon, Psionic weapons are valid as long as they are Zetachrome.

The created natural weapons are Metachrome (4 PV base, cap of 1000) and Gigantic.

Incantation

[ Golem ]

Words spoken from your experience and inscribed to form being-bond. First sounds heard in Creature's early dreambrain.
-Pax Klanq, on the Incantation

The Player must choose a passage from their Journal to speak to the Golem, these will be the first sounds the Golem hears, and will (presumably) shape the Golem's psyche.

Effect	Gained From	Notes
+10 Ego	Braving Golgotha in More Than a Willing Spirit, Naming a personal artifact, spreading Klanq throughout Qud, pouring warm static on the ground, being entombed, being reconstituted, attuning to Chavvah, the Tree of Life
+10% chance to score critical hits	Slaying a Legendary creature, Esper Hunters, or Extradimensional Hunters, finding Eskhind during Petals on the Wind, valiantly defending Grit Gate from an attack, recovering the Ruin of House Isner	Absorbing an Ego does not change the event here for the Hunters.
+100 move speed	Discovering/Visiting a location, recovering some sultan relics
+15 Quickness when you are paired with the Golem	Fetching a Trinket for Argyve, Giving the Crumpled sheet of paper to Warden Neelahind
+15 Quickness when you are unpaired with the Golem	Performing the Water Ritual, dealing with Asphodel, Earl of Omonporch in The Earl of Omonporch, visiting the mopango village
+5 quickness, +20% HP, and +3 to all attributes for nearby followers	Visiting Bey Lah at the behest of Lulihart, hindren pariah, completing Kith and Kin and thus deciding the fate of Bey Lah, becoming Loved by a Faction, visiting villages for the first time
+6 Attribute points	Player Character's arrival at Joppa
+5 Intelligence, +5 Willpower, +5 Ego	Giving a location a name, renaming a location
+6 Levels	Falling in love with a creature, falling out of love with a creature, witnessing the formation of a [sludge name]	Must be a pentasludge or higher for the event to be recorded in your journal.
+12 Levels, -10 Ego	Completing the quest Fraying Favorites
2 Random Effects	Player character duplication/multiplication, starting a dreamcrungle dream	Unknown if player abilities/mutations such as Temporal Fugue or Evil Twin apply, or if this is only granted by Cloning draught, Warm static and other nonstandard methods.
3 Random Baetyl Rewards	Speaking to the Baetyl at Bethesda Susa, satisfying any Baetyl
3 Random Body Parts w/Metachrome Weaponry if possible	Contracting an Illness, contracting a Fungal Infection, Gaining a new body part via Chimera gene destabilization, completing a dreamcrungle dream with either result, eating the Cloaca Surprise, getting a body part dismembered, cooking successfully with a drop of nectar, drinking 'the bright cream of the palladium reef' aka sunslag
Reveal 20 Secrets on creation	Sheba Hagadias, Librarian of the Stilt provides you with insightful commentary
Golem Spawns with 4 random pieces of gigantic, tier 4-7 armor	Reading a Book, reading a Relic book, recovering The Flume-Flier of the Sky-Bear, recovering Stopsvalinn, recovering Kindrish, holding the amaranthine prism, performing an action on a legendary object as part of a village quest, Convincing Pax Klanq in Pax Klanq, I Presume?, helping Argyve detect a strange signal (completing the Wire quest), stumbling upon some flattened remains
Take 10% more damage and deal 20% more damage.	N/A (DoesSomethingDestructive type events)	Only accessible via Random effects
+75 to all resists	N/A (Resists type events)	Only accessible via Random effects
Golem shares the effect of whatever Sultan Mask you are wearing	N/A (CrownedSultan type events)	Only accessible via Random effects. Have not been seen in the wild yet.
Respawns once at 50% health.	N/A (Dies type events)	Only accessible via Random effects. Reforming the Golem from being destroyed with Sunslag does not refresh this ability.

Hamsa

[ Pax Klanq ]

Chosen token to palm-solder and orient with object-meaning, 5 lbs. or less. Like others, choice alters Creature trait and behavior.

The Player must provide an item weighing #5 or less.

Item Type	Effect	Notes
Albino ape heart	+2 to all stats
Anti-gravity boots	+6 AV or Wings at level 10
Arrows/HE Missiles/Slugs/Shells	15% reduction in action costs of melee actions or 25% reduction in action costs of missile actions (except for throw ones)
Bandage	Regeneration at level 10
Basic toolkit/Advanced toolkit	+800 Skill Points
Bop cheek	+25% Hitpoints OR +50 move speed
Box of crayons	+2 to all stats
Canned Have-It-All	+25% Hitpoints OR 2 random effects
Clothes/Armor	+6 AV
Compass bracelet	+6 AV or Teleportation at level 6 or Clairvoyance at level 10
Crystal flowers	+8 Ego
Cybernetics	Cybernetic implant is installed
cybernetics credit wedge	+8 Ego
Data disk	Psychometry at level 10
Desalination pellet	Extra surroundings slot
Displacer bracelet	+6 AV or Teleportation at level 6
Dormant waydroid/Scrapped waydroid	Psychometry at level 10
Elastyne slippers/Sandals of the river-wives/Yeshyrskin slippers	+6 DV OR +50 Movement Speed
Energy cell	Electrical Generation level 10
Fermented yondercane	+25% Hitpoints OR Teleportation at level 6
Figurine	+1000 reputation with relevant Faction	Material does not seem to change the ammount of positive Rep the figurine gives
Fix-It spray foam	+800 Skill Points
Food	+25% Hitpoints	Food with additional options are detailed elsewhere in this table
Glowsphere/Floating Glowsphere	Light Manipulation at level 10
High-powered magnet	Electromagnetic Pulse at level 10
Injectors	Regeneration at level 10 OR Immune to overdosing
Keys/Security cards	Phasing at level 10
Liquid containers	+1000% Carry capacity
Luminous Hoarshroom	+25% Hitpoints OR Light Manipulation at level 10
Melee Weapons	15% reduction in action costs of melee actions
Mercurial cloak	Teleportation at level 6
Metamorphic polygel	Teleportation at level 6
N-pointed asterisk	+2 to all stats
Ontological anchor	+6 AV or Normality gas generation at level 10
Pickaxe	+800 Skill Points
Precinct navigator	+6 AV or Teleportation at level 6 or Clairvoyance at level 10
Quantum mote	Light Manipulation at level 10
Ranged weapons	25% reduction in action costs of missile actions
Recoiler	Teleportation at level 6
Repulsive device	Socially Repugnant at level 1
Severed Face	+1 AV per Fungal Infection, +4 to all resists per infection
Small sphere of negative weight	+2 to all stats
Spectacles/Square cap	+6 AV or +800 Skill Points
Sultan Relic: Glowing Mote	+2 to all stats
Tattoo gun	+800 Skill Points
Thrown Weapons	50% Reduction in action costs of throw actions
Timecube	+2 to all stats or Time Dilation at level 8
Trade goods	+8 Ego
Trading Tokens	+2 to all stats
Wire strand	Electrical Generation at level 10
witchwood bark	+25% Hitpoints OR Regeneration at level 10

Power

[ Pax Klanq ]

Ascending Creature need mightful battery with rare electromagnetic shielding. Purple prickles make neutron cell with 3 flux drams, or must find different source.

Source	Effects
Chavvah
Three drams of Neutron flux

At the moment there appears to be no discernible effect from one's choice of power source.

Tips

This section is opinion-based. Your mileage may vary.

• While Golems generally have respectable statlines, Golems' derived defensive stats are often unbearably low due to the difficulty gearing them. without some thought and preparation it will feel like playing a very underlevel character that gets hit by multiple penetrations.
• A reliable source of gigantic equipment for the Golem is Hamilcrab, cyclopean merchant; especially good items may even influence the choice of the body.
• The golem is also a 'Mutant' type, so Eaters' nectar injectors give random stats or MP. The high level gives you the ability to boost mutations quite a bit (at least, those which can be boosted, notably, most granted instances of Flight above can't be increased when given as part of a body).
• Unlike the above, the effects of drinking warm static only apply the skill shuffling, as if the golem were a Truekin.
• Many kinds of Golems will require levelling weak members of their classes up to 30 on your own to use their bodies.
• Several kinds of Golems are difficult to get followers near enough to the pile to select.
• It is possible to prevent the use of the normal staircase Barathrum's Study by using the Chrome key as a Hamsa. It is advisable to use a security card or Bethesda Susa key if one desires a Phasing Golem, lest you have to use the northwest staircase and dig into the study, or use a spiral borer to create a new staircase.
• While you are piloting the golem, it needs to drink (like most bodies.) While it is following you, it doesn't (like most followers).

Trivia

• It was briefly impossible to create a Tree Golem, as using a Tree follower to fulfill the Body requirement resulted in a Golem Oddity. This was a bug and has since been patched.
• Rhinox and Crypt ferret were Grazer Golems for a while, but are Oddity Golems now
• Mechanical Root Cherubs and Root Cherubs were Root Golems for a while, but are Bush Golems now